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IMAGE That's right, being on the receiving end of a 21st century "I don't have a cell phone." Via Facebook Mobile no less. Pretty sure I know what this dude's profile pic looks like.

FEATURE When the world's gnarliest park ranger busted some punk kids for building snowboarding ramps in a Reno park the standard reprimand quickly turned into an unfiltered seminar in profanity, self-adulation, self-deprecation, and general coaching on how to avoid fucking up your life beyond all recognition.

VIDEO Even if stealing two cases of Bud Light from a convenience store in broad daylight with the getaway car parked in perfect view of security cameras seems like a good idea to you, I'm sure you'd agree that you'd want to do so in pants that aren't five

VIDEO The Onion brilliantly delivers once again.

VIDEO For the ladies, a helpful instructional video from The Onion.

IMAGE This is awesome. Pissed I didn't see it yesterday. I want the number to the Mario Chalmers hotline.

IMAGE I wish I had more context but context might take away from the gloriousness that is this homemade comic book by a horny, skateboarding, Sonic-playing kid with a mohawk named Brian. Star Wars t-shirts and huge boobs are an excellent combo.

VIDEO As you may remember from yesterday, Fort Wayne, Indiana is voting on naming it's community center, and "Harry Baals" is running away with the lead. Now News Channel 15 is here to get to the heart of the story.

VIDEO There's no way that is allowed--this is amateur wrestling, bro.

IMAGE Hey, it happens to the best of us.