NextRound/Must See

IMAGE Some magnificent son of a bitch named Eric applied for a restaurant gig with the resume to end all resumes and thankfully the gods smiled on all of us and it found its way to the interwebs.

IMAGE You were too busy enjoying semi-inspired mashups and Colbert performances to notice that an eighth grader just blew your mind.

FEATURE Check out these sweet fanmade recreations of a few of the characters from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The artist is Dave Rapoza and he does quite the job making them a bit more realistic. If you thought you had a crush on April before, now you'll really swoon over her.

VIDEO Did I say I was concerned about Nic Cage videos getting played? Well, that was before Pajiba's Harry Hanrahan put together this epic evolution of Nic Cage's hair. So scratch that sentiment. They're still the best things ever.

VIDEO Introducing your must watch local news report of the week. There are not words to describe how awesomely bizarre this is. Shit gets real in Kentucky.

VIDEO Watch and listen as two everyday bros freak the fuck out at the maybe tornado in Brooklyn. For the record, I'd rather hang out with Double Rainbow Hippie.

VIDEO A contestant on the upcoming "Amazing Race 17" uses a watermelon launcher to take out suits of armor while simultaneously avoiding her face…it does not go as planned.

VIDEO An English Bulldog sitting on the couch watching "Family Guy" like a human. That is all.

VIDEO The best ongoing video series on the web returns with a new installment featuring Steve Carell. I always want to comment on these but they're so good I feel like anything I add will just ruin it, so "ice cream soup" and "Steve Carell doing the backstroke". Enjoy.

VIDEO All I'm going to add to this is you're welcome. Give it five seconds and you'll know why. NSFW audio.