At some point a Hollywood studio is going to be dumb enough to think that a live-action Captain Planet movie would be a good idea. Before you go down that road unknown Hollywood studio let us give you some advice: No, it won’t. So just stop.
I'm pretty sure this is real even though it does have a distinct fake feel, but if it was fake I'd like to think it would be a bit funnier. Either way, I'm a sucker for a good pantsing. Dude was begging for it.