"I blinked and I cured my brain." Is it me or does Charlie Sheen deserve some credit for this thing continually getting better? It should be so old by now but instead it gets more epic by the day. Not Bipolar. "Bi-Winning." Totally worth five minutes of your day.
VIDEO I watched more of the Oscars telecast than I care to admit. It was pretty meh as usual, made interesting primarily by guessing how stoned James Franco was and Kirk Douglas uncomfortably derailing the show for ten minutes with his oldness. I did think this opening sketch was pretty decent (even if they didn't bother to have it make sense). But these are screen actors and it was filmed in advanced.