VIDEO This is easily my favorite news clip of the 2010 holiday season. I highly recommend watching the whole thing and at least forwarding to the 1:20 remark for an account of the initial police response. In other news, don't ever move to Lafayette, Indiana.
VIDEO The "Star Wars Holiday Special" is the notorious TV special that only aired once and everyone involved immediately regretted. An abridged version has now hit the world wide web. It stars Bea Arthur, Jefferson Starship, and more shame than your last one night stand.