Icelandic soccer team Stjarnan FC's goal for the season clearly had nothing to do with wins and losses and everything to do with one-upping their previous goal celebrations. Here's their latest. I think it's called the upper decker.
I didn't need this new Time article to tell me the high levels of funspongeitis in nondrinkers keeps them from living a long, healthy life, but being able to email the link out doesn't hurt my argument.
Losing the male pattern baldness afro wasn't enough to fool me, Lieberman. Nice to see you still got the moves though. And I'm a fan of the new "field goal attempt good" maneuver. Keep it up, baby.