Not all NFL players are named Manning and get to star in nationally televised, expertly produced commercials to supplement their income. Some have to make cheap cash slinging locally. And thank god they do. Here are five of our favorites.

Jake Delhomme Is Bojangles’ Defender of the Fresh Biscuit

Leodis McKelvin Wreaks Havoc on Dave and Adam’s Store

Carson Palmer Loves Morrell Smoked Sausage

Jonathon Ogden Dances in Excitement for Gebco Insurance

And Redskin Teammates Get on This New Song from Eastern Motors

Thanks to Team C&T for the input.