Some genius over in Germany went and made a bikini that dissolves once it hits water, providing instant boner fuel for anyone in the vicinity. From Spike:
The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is it’s made from a material that completely melts away after a few seconds in water.
Named the “Get Naked Bikini,” the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes. The bikini has upset women’s rights groups, with one campaigner, Rosmarie Zapfl, saying, “It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.”
Rosmarie calls it an “absolute insult”. We call it a Nobel Prize nominee.
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