You have to hand it to Dennis Haskins. Dude has leveraged the Mr. Belding persona into more revenues streams than one would have ever thought imaginable. This new voicemail gig is equal parts creepy and shady, but you know Dustin Diamond wishes he had thought of it.
VIDEO As the internet scrambled to pay tribute to Michael Jackson in all ways possible we ran across the moonwalking dog video in several places. At first we ignored it because it sounded like something our moms would forward to us, but after eventually breaking down and watching it we must say it is glorious. Because he's a dog. Who moonwalks.
IMAGE Flip Flop Fly Ball is a site chocked full of randomly fascinating baseball infographics. It's run by a dude named Craig Robinson, but as far as we can tell it's not Darryl-from-The-Office Craig Robinson. If it turns out it is, just picture our jaw on the floor.
VIDEO Superpowerless remixed Lonely Island's "Jizz in My Pants", 8-Bit style, and it trumps the original in terms of awesomeness. There's something about mixing songs about premature ejaculation with electronic beats from our adolescence that seems just about right.
VIDEO What's better than learning creepy pick up lines from an experienced older brother type? You guessed it! If that experienced older brother type is actually 1980's Ted Danson. We were to understand he only taught that pull out line to us though. Kind of bullshit about that one.