What the guys’ guy needs to know about last night’s Miss USA pageant.
This Chick Won:
This Is What She Looks Like in a Two Piece:
UPDATE: This Is the Video of the Swimsuit Competition:
This Is Oddly Similar to Our Place on a Friday Night:
This Is 2009′s Poolside Composite:
And This Is When Miss California Defended Her Preference for “Opposite Marriage” to Perez Hilton:
“Opposite marriage”. Classic. Beauty contestants are smart.