This decade’s NFL Drafts have been chocked full of awkward moments, like pretty much everything about Brady Quinn in 2007 (his hair, his tie, his collar, his arm candy, his facial expressions, his time on camera, etc.). Here are Brady and 17 more of our favorite awkward moments this decade.
The first time Courtney Brown realized his last was Brown and he was going to play for the Browns.
The time everyone else there couldn’t fucking believe they were going to be drafted behind Mario Williams.
The time Matt Ryan asked Roger Goodell if he’d seen his baseball.
The time someone told Eli this Chargers jersey had AIDS.
The time Lavar Arrington didn’t have enough fingers to hold his jersey and give the shocker to the crowd.
The time Paul Tagliabue told Aaron Rodgers he would have gone in the top twenty if it wasn’t for his faggy flavor saver.
The time it seemed like a good idea for Mike Vick and DeAngelo Hall to represent Virginia Tech.
The time Tagliabue asked David Carr if he was much of a scrambler.
The time Matt Ryan did his best Lloyd Christmas impersonation.
The time Tagliabue broke it to Ladainian Tomlinson that the league had already had an LT.
The time Glenn Dorsey and Roger Goodell spent five minutes accusing the other one of farting.
The time Big Braindead stared at Olivia Manning’s cleavage for a solid twenty seconds.
The time everyone realized Adrian Peterson never learned how to smile.
The time the photographer convinced these guys a senior portrait style knee was a good idea.
The time Carson Palmer couldn’t believe the Bengals wouldn’t even splurge on a decent fucking hat.
The time JaMarcus Russell siked Commissioner Goodell on the handshake.
And the time Matt Ryan’s entire extended family showed up.
Who’s excited for Saturday?