Shape Magazine has this awesome racket where they get assorted famous pretty ladies — actresses, pop stars, what have you — who you rarely see in a two piece to pose for the cover of their magazine…in a two piece! And since these chicks know the entire world is about to scrutinize their figures they hit the gym super hard and end up looking the best they’ve ever looked. And Shape accomplishes all of this under the guise of physical fitness!
The new Jaime Pressly cover below inspired us to compile several other noteworthy Shape Magazine covers. Enjoy.
Julianne Hough. Beer’s on us if you can name a hotter Mormon. Steve Young doesn’t count.
Ali Larter. The #1 crush of your one buddy who prefers A-cups.
Heather Graham. Rollergirl has been bringing it for decades now.
LeAnn Rimes. If you say you saw this coming you’re a liar.
Vanessa Minnillo. We won’t listen to Nick Lachey sing, but dammit we respect him.
Faith Hill. This cover is almost as impressive as the time she reminded us, “You don’t go grabbing…somebody’s husband’s balls…”
Lauren Conrad. We were under the impression she was completely worthless until she taught us the six moves that changed her body.
Angie Harmon. No gym? No trainer? Guess Sehorn didn’t land that gig at L.A. Fitness.
Hilary Duff. We too didn’t think the Duffster had it in her either.
Eva Longoria. What French point guard?
Katharine McPhee. Where the f has she been? Probably about time we renewed our subscription to her fan club.
Eva Mendes. We told you she’d make a killer NFL cheerleader.
Ashlee Simpson. Pete Wentz called and wants to know what happened to his Men’s Health with Brady Quinn on the cover.
Jennifer Esposito. Seriously underrated. Probably because she’s been on more canceled TV shows than Jay Mohr.
Kristen Bell. World’s most attractive midget tells you how she got this body.
Marissa Miller. OK, so you always see MM in a two piece. But if this site isn’t good for gratuitous Marissa Miller sightings, what is it good for?
Kelly Ripa. The patron saint of fitness magazine covers. If she has another job we’re not aware of it.
There you have it. Hopefully you now have a sense of appreciation for Shape Magazine and their contributions to society.
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