Prior to last night the only thing about American Idol that we were even vaguely interested in was the public humiliation of our country’s lowest common denominator. But now we’re interested in two things: the aforementioned humiliation and Seacrest attempting to high five blind dudes. Goes down around the :16 mark.
The only way this could have been better/more awkward is if some chick with an awesome rack also gave the blind guy a congratulatory flashing. Which brings up an interesting question: Do blind dudes appreciate boobs as much as those of us with fully functioning senses? That shit is thesis material.