Ursula Mayes is better known to the elderly and losers with terrible taste in television as Briefcase Model #5 on Deal or No Deal. We ran across her recently on the world wide web while doing research on ridiculously attractive women with old lady first names. And it’s a good thing we did, because had we not we would never have been enlightened to the real reason people watch Deal or No Deal. Prior to getting to know Ursula we’d long been working under the impression that the general public genuinely enjoyed the comedic antics of Howie Mandel. Now that it’s obvious Ursula is the one keeping the show on the air we’re sleeping much better at night.
Of course, should we find out that Howie has ever given Ursula a lift anywhere near the vicinity of Poundtown we’ll be sleeping even worse than before.
Ursula’s Hump Day Bio
Age: Unknown. We seriously can’t find it anywhere. We’ll guess mid-twenties unless science has evolved to startling new levels.
Where You May Have Seen Her: On NBC holding a suitcase. In Maxim. In a few less than mainstream magazines. And on the cover of “Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights” if you’re a debilitating gamer.
Where You May See Her Soon: Hopefully in more magazines with little to no clothes on, but more likely on NBC holding a suitcase after you check out the photos below.
Fun Facts on Ursula:
- On multiple occasions dudes on the set of Deal or No Deal have tried to pull the “dick in a box” routine with her briefcase.
- Her mother is Korean and her dad is German/Native American, making her Exhibit A in the argument for the United States melting pot theory.
- She regularly gets asked if Howie Mandel’s flavor saver is just a cheesy a prop and regretfully must confirm that it is in fact real.
- Her extremely comprehensive website was designed for brand marketing purposes but has mostly served stalking purposes since its inception.
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