Atlantic City gets a bad rap for all the stabbings and jerseyiness, but name another town in America with such affordable hummers. To make matters even better A.C. is getting desperate in a dire economy. Casinos are prepared to pull out all the stops this holiday season to attract visitors who may intend to otherwise selfishly put their gambling money towards Christmas presents for loved ones.
And by “all the stops” we mean Hooters girls getting chased and tackled by drunk dudes in Santa costumes. Newsday reports:
“On Dec. 13, the casino (Ed’s Note: Tropicana’s The Quarter) will host the Running of The Santas, part of a nationwide bar tour in which participants don Santa hats, beards and suits, and do their own version of Pamplona’s running of the bulls. Only at the head of this race will be Hooters girls.”
Um, one question. What do we get to do with the Hooters girls once we catch them? Depending on the answer we may be cashing in Treasury bonds for a santa costume and a flight to Jersey in the very near future.
How it’s taken this long for someone to gear the running of the bulls towards the objectification of women we’ll never understand. Those chicks better be getting paid double.