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No one looks back fondly on their senior portrait, especially the people who thought these were a good idea…

The Gameboy Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were never going to get laid.

The NBA Jeans Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the wigger with NBA team patches on your jeans.

The High Voltage Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were always a little too much to handle.

The Mid-Curl Portrait. For when you want to remember how jacked and tan you were.

The Lay in Hay Portrait. For when you want people to remember you were always cool with getting down in a barn.

The Brio-in-the-Background Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you REALLY liked Brio.

The Portrait of a Portrait Portrait. For you want people to remember that you really liked your senior portrait.

The Pose on a Ladder Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined for manual labor.

The Playing the Violin Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the pussy who had to take violin lessons.

The Shirtless-with-My-Pregnant-Girlfriend Photo. For when you want people to remember that white trash never stops procreating.

The Daniel-san Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the president of the Ralph Macchio fan club.

The Scott Storch Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined to become the next Scott Storch.

The Weird Asian Kid Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the weird Asian kid.

And The Hansbrough Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you’re a basketball playing douchebag. (Thanks to The Sports Point via Yep Yep for the discovery.)

This is about the time you’re supposed to go and burn any old senior portraits so no one can scan them and put them on the internet.

Honorable Mention (sent in by well-endowed reader Mike): The Samurai Sword Portrait.

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