Now she’s engaged to 47 year-old former soccer star Gary Lineker and on the cover of Maxim UK.
We’ve never actually used the phrase “You go girl!” when not indirectly calling someone a homo, but if we ever meet Danielle in person we’ll consider dropping it on her. And then dropping our pants. Probably in that order.
We just have so much respect for hot flight attendants. And it’s nice to see one getting paid to pose in magazines. We also like that Danielle’s story further backs up our position that hot flight attendants are likely to bang you if you’re rich and/or famous. Just another reason for us to seriously consider pursuing wealth and fame. We’ll see though. Penniless anonymity has gotten us this far.
In case you haven’t noticed, Ms. Bux is currently taking the world wide web by storm. And now it’s our turn to take part…
Danielle’s Hump Day Bio
Age: 28.
Where You May Have Seen Her: On the occasional T&A website. Or in one of your girlfriend’s tabloid magazines that you pretend are beneath you even though you look at the pictures when she’s not around.
Where You May See Her Soon: In Maxim UK. On even more T&A websites. Or in a YouTube video of a British reality show that makes you wish hotter chicks were cast in American reality shows.
Fun Facts on Danielle:
- Danielle was just Linekar’s special lady friend before he recently succumbed to antiquated social norms and proposed.
- Danielle has a kid and has been delegated (by us) as a hotness role model to new moms everywhere.
- Danielle was a flight attendant for Virgin Airlines, which puts the odds at 2/1 that she’s banged Richard Branson.
- Ever since Gary Lineker began dating Danielle he’s been known to his friends still on their first wives as “that son of a bitch Lineker”.
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Happy Hump Day!
[Sources: Wikipedia, DanielleBux.co.uk]
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