This video is a little over two minutes long and includes commentary from several F-list celebrities, but the drunk dude’s performance is just too remarkable for us not to share.
We were especially impressed by the unorthodox approach of admitting to a police officer that you were drunk but claiming that you weren’t actually driving. That’s brilliant. We’re going to have to write that one down.
Man, you know you’re a fucking wreck when Todd Bridges is piling on.