The story behind this video is supposed to have something to do with a tourist getting beat up, but as far as we’re concerned none of that really matters. What matters is that the dude inflicting the beating is the real life Jason Bourne. Watch how systematically he decapacitates the other guy. It’s pretty fucking awesome.
The whole thing is extremely reminiscent of a run in with a hippie we had back in ’05. Let’s just say he talked us into signing the petition.
[H/T: Yep Yep]